Everyone likes to fit in (deny it all you want, we’ve read your diary), and here at printed.com, we like to help our customers wherever we can. In the interest of helping you guys climb the social and professional ladder; we’ve put together a guide to help you infiltrate your chosen crowd and to get the job done once you’ve made it.
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1) Gaffer tape
Need a floor marker? Gaffer tape. Need to stick it upright? Gaffer tape. A bit of your prop fell off? Need we say it…gaffer tape. There’s nothing this roll of self-adhesive joy can’t do, and if you’re going to be accepted by the photographer’s crowd, you’ll need to nab yourself some ASAP.
If you’ve already got yourself a pocketful of sunshine, you’re well in. Natural light is a photographer’s bread and butter, but if you are cursed with eternal cloud cover, a couple of natural light bulbs or a lightbox will do.
3) A bigger camera than the guy next to you
Bigger is better, and newer is best. The larger your camera, the more professional you are. It’s a well-known fact, actually. If you’re confident that you already have the biggest camera, you’ll want to move on to massive lenses next.
4) Spare batteries
Keep a couple of spare batteries about, just in case your gargantuan camera dies. In fact— stuff your pockets with them. Better to be safe than sorry.
5) Comfy shoes
If you’re aren’t traipsing across the grounds of a huge manor house getting shots of the happy couple, you’ll be climbing hills and trudging through woodland to get the perfect shot for your portfolio. We’re not saying they need to be frumpy, just comfy.
That concludes the final instalment of our ultimate guide–if you have any questions, leave them in the box below and our creative profiling experts will get back to you in due course.